okey, i am totally making this up. if i am wrong, please come up with a painless way of telling me i am, but i am not taking this back. you may have to fit into one of these, but hey. i may have, too.
1. the concessionaire
this is the group of people who lets you know what they had for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. they usually start with, "had bread and butter for breakfast! yum yum," or something cute to that effect. but wait, there's more. they haven't told you the rest of the meals that they will have for the rest of the day yet. i mean, it's cool that you are letting me know that you are eating, but please, unless i take note of your calorie intake, spare me the information of each and every meal that you are having.
2. the drama queen
while we usually hide in the toilet to cry, these people like hanging their heartache out in public. their status would say something like, "heartbroken. huhuhu.." i mean, it's human nature to try getting other people's sympathy, but please, those 500 or something friends in your facebook are not really friends you would cry with in real life. some of them may just have been your classmate from second grade that you wouldn't even say hi to when you meet in the mall.
3. the photo freak
now these are the people who flood your walls with pictures of them with everyone they are with in every single angle they could think of. they go to lunch with person x and upload 30 photos after lunch. come dinner with person y and they add 50 something more photos. i mean, okey. we get the proof that you saw each other today. sometimes, they give me the impression that they live their lives so they could put something interesting in their facebook page.
4. the dj
i don't have to elaborate on this, do i? this is me. i put all the things i listen to online and i flood your walls with it whether you like it or not. evil laugh.
5. the ebayer
they basically use facebook to sell. whether you use whatever they sell or not, you are still going to get tagged. no excuses. they tag you from lip balms to summer dresses. who cares if you're a guy?
6. the happy gamer/quiz addict
i can't remember the exact date i blocked the farmville application from my facebook page. everyone was giving me trees, plants and what have you. also, "look! xyz just saw a lost cow." aww.. then comes the mafia wars, and everyone was asking help for whatever job they had to do. i guess this is just normal, to let everyone know you are 65% evil in the "how much evil are you?" or that you could have been a lawyer according to this quiz you just took. but please, believe it or not, some of the people here actually have more interesting things to read about than just knowing in which level you already are in this current game you are playing every other 5 minutes. take it easy.
i guess this what makes facebook fun. just remember though, overdoing it is evil. pure evil.
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